February 2010
32 posts
January 2010
344 posts
“My 3 year old was playing with her LeapPad and in a cheerful voice it...”
What the hell is wrong with me?
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Today, I was playing Halo online and I had a cupcake along with me. When I thought the coast was clear I began eating the cupcake and left my character on his own. Another player came up to me and began shooting. I turned on my mic and said “Please don’t kill me! I’m eating a cupcake!” The character motioned up and down as if saying he understands and spares my life. MLIA
Today, my boyfriend announced to my family that he wants to become a doctor. My dad said, “That’s great, Brian! You can help people!” My boyfriend replied, in all seriousness, “I just thought it would be cool for people to say, ‘Paging Dr. Pepper’ over the intercom.” He’s a keeper. MLIA
Periods suck.
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If you’re a guy, you should be thanking Jesus right now. Or whoever. Idk. But you should thank them.
‘Cause I’m like dying right now Dx
I’m js.
Internal Bleeding.
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shellybear321:
I dropped a pan on my big toe this morning while looking for something to bake my frozen chicken biscuit on. I could almost barely walk! That was the worst pain I’ve ever felt…well 2nd worst. I can walk now of course. I think I have internal bleeding tho. ugh.-shellybear
what’s duh first worst?
Ya, whats the first worst?
REBLOG if you have met AT LEAST ONE amazing person...
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